You are special, but not that special.
Could it be that Obama really isn't persecuting you?
In spite of your deepest, darkest fears and fantasies, could the ugly truth be that Obama really has no plans at all to take away your guns, send you to a FEMA camp, establish a Civilian Defense Force comparable to the SS, abolish private property, or have the nation adopt Sharia law?
Could it be that Obama isn't coming for you, ever, because he's never heard of you? Because he doesn't see you as a threat? Because he has bigger fish to fry?
Could it be that he isn't persecuting you because YOU'RE JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT?!?
In spite of your deepest, darkest fears and fantasies, could the ugly truth be that Obama really has no plans at all to take away your guns, send you to a FEMA camp, establish a Civilian Defense Force comparable to the SS, abolish private property, or have the nation adopt Sharia law?
Could it be that Obama isn't coming for you, ever, because he's never heard of you? Because he doesn't see you as a threat? Because he has bigger fish to fry?
Could it be that he isn't persecuting you because YOU'RE JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT?!?
posted by Captain Bathrobe at 11:28 PM
2 Comments:
Well, see - that's the neat thing about being President of the United States - you get to fuck up lots of stuff you have no idea you're fucking up.
The paranoid fantasies I call out in this post don't revolve around jack-booted thugs kicking in doors by mistake (a la the movie Brazil). These are people who genuinely believe that Obama is out to get them personally. It requires a special kind of narcissism to think this way, but...well, some people are really special. And narcissistic.
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