More Dating Advice from the Boobz

More Dating Advice from the Boobz

My New Favorite Website

I would like to take this opportunity to direct all of my readers (apparently, there's been at least one) to Manboobz, my new guilty pleasure on the internet. The site is devoted to exposing the most egregious statements of those in the manosphere--so called Men's Rights Activists (MRAs). It's fucking hilarious, and not a little frightening. Captain Bathrobe says check it out.

You are special, but not that special.

Could it be that Obama really isn't persecuting you?

In spite of your deepest, darkest fears and fantasies, could the ugly truth be that Obama really has no plans at all to take away your guns, send you to a FEMA camp, establish a Civilian Defense Force comparable to the SS, abolish private property, or have the nation adopt Sharia law?

Could it be that Obama isn't coming for you, ever, because he's never heard of you? Because he doesn't see you as a threat? Because he has bigger fish to fry?

Could it be that he isn't persecuting you because YOU'RE JUST NOT THAT IMPORTANT?!?

Choke on it

Watching the health care debacle unfold, all I have to say is that all you Connecticut Democrats who could not bring yourselves to vote for a dirty fucking hippie like Ned Lamont can go choke on it. Seriously. Fuck. You. You saddled us with the Senate's biggest narcissistic choad in an institution full of narcissistic choads--a man who governs not out of concern for developing the best policy or writing the best laws, but out of pure spite.

And of Barack Obama, who campaigned for Holy Joe in 2006: you reap what you sow. Unfortunately, the rest of us will be reaping what you've sown for quite some time.

Welcome, Facebook friends, to My Lame Blog

Embarrassing, yes, but it's all I have.

Who the Hell has time to write one of these things, anyway...much less be coherent, well-informed, witty, or even minimally literate?

Not me, apparently.

Fuck Joe the Plumber

May he be taxed into oblivion.

Three things that suck less than John McCain

In fact, the force of ten thousand black holes multiplied by all the Hoover Vacuums that have ever existed raised to the power of Michael Bolton singing "When a Man Loves a Woman" is as nothing to the massive, negative pressure vortex that is John McCain's sucktitude.

In short, John McCain sucks. Discuss.